Review by JoshB
Before there was Master Shake, before Kelis brought her Milkshake to the yard, there was... Milkshake Robot.
I used to really dig vanilla shakes from McDonalds, even though everyone told me they were basically plastic. So thick you could pull a filling out. Yum. Haven't had one in 20 years. It's probably disgusting now.
But in 1987, we got Milkshake Robot. He's tall and menacing, and he's got a straw coming out of his head.
This one works great, like some kind of ancient totem, guarding the wreckage of the Fast Food apocalypse.
The whole set is a must-have, but I refuse to buy them online. I need to find them in the wild...
|Posted 2 January, 2020 - 08:25 by JoshB|